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Come over nostrich frens Let’s have a beer 🍺

An Indian company has designed an alternative to WhatsApp Indians are the largest market for Instagram and WhatsApp Zuck must be worried 🤔

My cigarette lighter died on me Hate when that happens late night and I can’t light up the last smoke 💨 of the day 😐

Who gets excited about the “chicken - banana” song? Dogs 🐶 Only they’d like the combo 😂

It’s moth season Tiny little moths in millions have decided to sit on the screen door just waiting to get inside 😐

Good Night 😴💤🌙

Moar moar moar Moar shitposts, you scallywags 🏴‍☠️

So funny when customer support says, “I need to talk to my back end” Your back end is your bum 😂

Tomorrow morning I’ll wake up in the last quarter of 2025 Wow. Time flies Good Night 😴💤🌙

It’s rainy and cold Time to hide in the sheets 🛌 and take a nap 😴

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You can be “kinetic” or you can be laid-back Choose your job and partner wisely

Sleepy 😴 now Time to hit the sack 🛌 Good Night 😴💤🌙

We are all pirates 🏴‍☠️ here arrrr We are buccaneers who just want to #bitcoin and not pay any taxes

My bum is itchy

I decided to be more kinetic in life, but then I fell asleep 😴 I’m okay being a lazy, sleepy ol man

You thrash someone in Chess They beg for a rematch And you’re all like, “I need to poop 💩 “ 😂😂

Shitpost more, you collywags