what she taught me

A columnist for a nicely sized non-coastal metropolitan newspaper came up with a clever nickname for the 3rd, 4th and 5th hitters in the lineup for their local big league team. It spread through the community and stuck, a timeless moniker that made it's way in to the history books of baseball. Just kidding, go to sleep boomer, it's 2024

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PSA: Most of you are highly leveragable. I dare say the bulk of you could be captured with a single boob.

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Katy Perry's 'Firework' has GOT to be the greatest Japanese Karaoke song of all time.

SOME RANDOM GUY AND I FIGURED OUT HOW NOSTR WORKS HE ASKS ME NICELY TO STOP COMMENTING ON HIS SHIT, SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO USE THE MUTE BUTTON I MEMORIZE HIS WISHES AND RESPECT THEM FOREVERMORE, ALONG WITH THE VARIED WISHES OF ALL THE OTHER HUNDREDS OF INTERESTING INDIVIDUALS WHO MAKE THEIR PROFILES AND ACCOUNTS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AND COMMENTING NOW LET'S SEE HOW SUSTAINABLE THIS AMAZINGLY INVENTIVE SYSTEM WE'VE COME UP WITH WILL BE

Ah, the pedo hoist. An alternative to normalization.

Pedo Hoist – U Can't Do That

#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #pedo

AVG VOTER, TV WATCHER: print and sell t shirt to supporters of fav candidate MODERN FULL SPECTRUM INVISIBLE PSYOP WARRIER: while recognizing the modest marginal benefits and potential viability to isolated circular revolving economic agreements, maximize efficacy and subtly undermine by printing and selling ironically streisanding t shirt to supporters of other candidate. UCANTDOTHATDOTNET: being unconvinced that there is any market remaining (or earning potential, these kids) where one would support a man like Joe Biden for anything, meme stickers it is

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WHY WAS I NOT FULLY INTRODUCED TO THE STUDENTS OF MY DISTRICT OVER TIME THROUGH PREMEDITATED, MANUFACTURED GROWTH EXPERIENCES BECAUSE PUBLIC SCHOOLS DON'T CARE IF YOUR CHILDREN ARE FAMILIAR WITH THEIR REGIONAL LIFEMATES PUBLIC SCHOOLS DO NOT OPTIMIZE FOR HUMAN EXPERIANCE AND/OR MUTUAL DEFENSE BENEFITS BECAUSE PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE NOT DESIGNED TO MAKE GOOD THING

And then there's the ones that simultaneously criticize your voting choices while cozying up to the party of hunter biden

Tarmac Meeting Among Frens – U Can't Do That

Donald Trump, Melania Trump, and Pepe happily on a tarmac. Things are looking up! #meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #DJT

TELL ME NOT YOUR CANDIDATES, NOR OPINIONS; BURDEN ME NOT YOUR ASSUMPTIONS and NAIVETES. JUST NOD TO ME WINNINGLY IN SHARED UNDERSTANDING THAT ONLY ONE OPTION BEFORE US DID TO POLITICS WHAT MR SHOW WITH BOB AND DAVID DID TO TV PROJECTS THAT ZOOM OUT ON ADORABLY HANDCRAFTED STAGES WITH SET BUILDERS THAT WERE ENCOURAGED TO 'MAKE IT THEIR OWN'

AT FIRST I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY THEN I THOUGHT THE PERHAPS IT WAS MY TRIBE WHO WERE CRAZY AND THEN I THOUGHT THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD WAS CRAZY NOW I REALIZE WE'RE ALL JUST WHATEVER