"I didn't hold the door open for YOU, I did it for the resultant Thank You, for which I REMAIN EAGER," Ayn Rand hissed frothingly

A struedel the convenience store impulse purchase in question may be. AND YET that mere fact in no way absolves the shopper of frittering, as it were, NOT A WHIT

If you're not on a government watchlist by now, you should be ashamed of yourself. What are you waiting for?

Be On A Government Watchlist – U Can't Do That

#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr

Squints eyes, stares down the man in front of him, bites down on cigar resolutely: "Looks like somebody owes libertarians an apology."

Alfred HitchCuck

Smoking a joint and listening to various and sundry weinsteins

ABC hosting a presidential debate is like wearing wooden shoes

The Qanon Experience – U Can't Do That

Are You Qexperienced? And by that I mean, have you heard Jimi's quintissential album that defined a generation of no boundaries experimentalism? And have you read the Q posts or are you a scared little bitch #meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #qanon #pepe

This may be my last chance to make a baby, who's in? Yes, I know I've said that before.

Whoever convinced gay guys to talk like Dom Deloise doing a valley girl impression, is having the last laugh

*Shakes fist at God* "FUCK YO PANGS, NUKKAH!"

I don't do 'stars' but I'll offer that my experience at your restaurant was something like a hot tub full of angry John McEnroe's

ok let's see here, what was it... buy low sell high? right? is that it? i always do this wrong

The Love Boat is ok I guess but it's derivative... if you have a smaller boat with fewer people and Flipper shows up but gets a little aggressive all you really have is Jaws

1 telegroan 2 teleclone 3 nostr dominatione

The main character is told upon accepting his new job that the sooner he learns to stop caring about patients, the easier life will be. He scoffs, never to be among those who become desensitized. The remainder of the movie is his slow decent into habitual sociopathic 'sick care' without compunction, juxtaposed by his ironically beginning to appreciate the little things, now that he has learned to shed the stress of standing up for principle, arguing for what is right, going against the grain, 'caring', etc.

Oh gracious lord how I miss but appreciate the refreshing cadence of the American Saturday morning cartoon

What percentage of your Facebook friends don't acknowledge you in public

What percentage of your Facebook friends don't acknowledge you in public