Got you all beat. We just said bye bye to diapers for the two year old and she pooped on the floor. I was rushing trying to get her on the potty and stepped in it with bare feet.
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Friendly psychopath who loves freedom and sound money
that's why they call it spelling
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teaching it to my children too. we must assure the carts make it back, even after we are dead and gone.
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My personal favorite is every fucking city you go to, you need their shitty app just to park your car
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First time I'm hearing of "the Atmosphere"
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USA gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
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on a family trip we spotted a beautiful green praying mantis. I hadn't seen one in years so I was taking some pictures and video, excited. my two year old comes over with her stuffy in hand smashes it. I was furious. normally we don't do corporal punishment but I was on the line. wife had to talk me down.
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