Lenovo, why? Why couldn’t you provide 2 more inches of Velcro? $2000 laptop and you won’t give me two more inches of Velcro? In the immortal words of Brandon, “C’mon, Man!”

This is NOSTR, so if you getting offended you are taking life too seriously. But, take that as you will. Here is my favorite newspaper article ever! I ran across it while doing genealogy research. It is WWI era.