I am burning some meat outdoors.

You figure it's reasonable to assume that a guy could rent a mini excavator, teach himself how to run it and then dig a 150' long, 2' deep trench through a compacted gravel pad in 8 hours? How deep they usually bury natural gas service lines? I'd line to get power out to my chicken coop and workshed this winter. #asknostr

Just completed a walk with RUNSTR! 🚶‍♀️💨 ⏱️ Duration: 23:36 📏 Distance: 1.04 mi 👟 Steps: 2,693 steps 🔥 Calories: 100 kcal 🏔️ Elevation Gain: 79 ft 📉 Elevation Loss: 24 ft #RUNSTR #Walking

My pak choi is looking good. Might have to pick one for supper.

I just scheduled a septic pump out. They said there is a 3% discount if you pay cash. Coincidentallly, sales tax here is 3%. I love it.

My weed wacker shit the bed, time to go old school.

Why is it called pickleball and not whiffle tennis? #Asknostr

GM.

My dad is in his early 70's and lives in another state. I don't see him more than once or twice a year, but I just went and visited for a week. It's tough to see age slowing him down. He mentioned that he recently went to change the oil in my mom's car. He has a pair of logs that he cut with a chainsaw into car ramps. When he pulled them out to use they had gotten too rotten to be 'safe' so instead of cutting new ones or buying actual ramps, he decided that his oil changing days are over, drove to town and paid some guy to do it for him. It's the end of an era, chokes me up a little.

I just beat my mom at scrabble by playing nigger on a triple word score. Booyah!

I just went through TSA in Anchorage. They are making everyone walk past a dog individually. They have roped off a 40'X15' area for this. There are 5 people supervising the dog handler. It's odd. They are actually enforcing the real id thing, but they are real cool with opting out of facial recognition. No one was though. #alaska

I have to go to #Chicago this weekend for a wedding. How's the riot forecast looking? #asknostr #nokings

I was five or six when the 'brain on drugs' commercial came out. They played on TV nonstop. I remember being really concerned that my mom was trying to feed me brains cooked in drugs for breakfast.

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper... "Tell me, please! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?” Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Prince William Sound." "Oh. my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "Well, what's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs a 5 gallon buckets worth of shrimp and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel that you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."