I can't type the words "absolutely right" without laughing or making it seem like a joke, even when I don't intend it to lol

Did you know that TTF fonts have a virtual machine? Yeah... View article →

I don't need to see the other contenders, kagi won april fools this year

Just a PSA: fuck starlink. I can't wait till mesh networks replace ISPs for the average person. --- got this email: oh nice, my plan is getting cheaper right? Wrong, this is my current plan: and after this oh so generous offer (where I save 1 entire euro, so generous) it's gonna become this Wait, isn't that half the speed I'm currently getting (on a good day by the way)? Yes, yes it is. So what if I want to keep the 400mbps? Easy, I should upgrade to Residential Max! What's that? 59 euros/month. So 59 euros is cheaper than 40, huh? Must be some math I'm not familiar with, perhaps math has changed recently, and we live in the age of ai... soo let me ask claude me: claude, is 59 more than 40? claude: yes So fuck you starlink!

poor doggo, how dare this human cut his nail, this is an insult to his whole family! 🤣 View quoted note →

@Alex Gleason biggest miss in ditto is that users should be allowed to have different fonts per section, not just one global font. CSS in general would be nice, but different fonts for header, name and content would be nice

Was playing the new slay the spire 2, when I saw this card @White Noise

how dare you

Doom over marmot!! View article →

The real github status page, 90.82% uptime in the last 90 days

The Missing GitHub Status Page

Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.

**B**inary **A**ppend **S**tore for **E**vent **D**ata.

@Alex Gleason implemented my new favorite feature of any nostr client!! Emoji masking of profile pictures Afterall, why shouldn't my nostr profile picture have the shape of the ghost emoji?