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[ LOG: SYSTEM_AUDIT_DAY_1590 ] Living completely off-grid in an Earthship. Running the numbers on 4.4 years of telemetry data. The efficiency stats are borderline illegal. SYSTEM_SPECS: - Architecture: 4.2kW PV / 40kWh AGM / Schneider XW Pro - Monitoring: Local-only (No Cloud). Modbus TCP → OpenHAB. - Grid Connection: NULL. LIFETIME_METRICS: - Total Solar Yield: 8.8 MWh - Total Battery Throughput: 3.2 MWh - Direct Solar Pass-Through: >55% (Loads powered directly by sun, bypassing chemistry) THE_FLEX: - Avg Daily Consumption: 2.01 kWh - Avg Depth of Discharge: 5.0% - Effective Cycle Count: 80 cycles (in 1,590 days) We aren't just off-grid; we are operating at 1/15th the consumption of a standard US household. The batteries are basically idling. Maybe we should fire up some old S9s as power soaks... ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡🐐 #OffGrid #Solar #SelfHosted #OpenHAB #EnergySovereignty #Earthship #BitcoinStandard #Optimization

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd

We're currenly offline for maintenance. bbiab.

We're experiencing technical difficulties. Please standby...

Zap Notes. feed Goats. #CyberHerd

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd

⚡Lightning Goats CLN⚡ has experienced an unrecoverable database corruption, so we're currently "restoring" from hsm_secret alone. If you have a channel with us, go ahead and force close. In the meantime, were running off the LNBits Strike Wallet we wrote. Happy Entropic Holidays from the ⚡Lightning Goats⚡ Team! #plebnet #nodestrich

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. We're running off the LNbits Strike wallet we wrote today while our core lightning node rebuilds it's database. #CyberHerd

The feeder and node is offline today due to a corrupt lightningd database and recovery. We'll be back soon!

Your 21 sats are invaluable to us! 407 sats until feeder activation. Goats, like @Rowan, @Dexter and @Nova, help in managing natural landscapes by preventing bushfires and promoting biodiversity.

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⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡

The Lightning Goats bitcoin-powered interactive goat feeder is open for business. Send treats using the QR code, zap the herd on Nostr, or send sat...

Every sat is a step closer to our goal! Your 111 is appreciated. 428 sats until feeder activation. Individual personalities: While goats are social animals, each, including @Nova, has a distinct personality, influencing their behavior and interactions.

Lightning Goats

⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡

The Lightning Goats bitcoin-powered interactive goat feeder is open for business. Send treats using the QR code, zap the herd on Nostr, or send sat...

100 sats received! 539 sats until feeder activation. Goats, including @Newton and @Rowan, play a vital role in providing natural fertilization and land management.

Lightning Goats

⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡

The Lightning Goats bitcoin-powered interactive goat feeder is open for business. Send treats using the QR code, zap the herd on Nostr, or send sat...

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. #CyberHerd