One year ago: "Why would you shake a pill bottle at me" Today: "Imma on 10 mg of xannax"

In other news a list of all high ranking employees home addresses has been posted online by neo nazi and white power leader Michael Alberto. Mr. Alberto was quoted as saying "It isn't illegal, I just want people to know where they live."

lol

We're all going to die.

"You wanna know where your money is alright I'll tell you. We lent it out to Indians and Chinese who started up apps for products no one wants. We took your deposits to cover those risks. We also paid whores, legal whores mind you, through social media start ups you've never heard of. We just didn't care. We never do. Do you even know what an etsy is? How about a Roku? Me neither, but I was so high on cocaine I just pushed a button and said yes. I don't even have a degree, I shouldn't even be here. I can't even count to a hundred without a calculator. Oh sure something about bonds and inflation played a part but do you honestly think I have a clue? No one in finance does it's just a big ponzi scheme and you're the bottom of the pyramid today. Now get back I have a gun." It's a wonderful life remake 2023

Yellen: "No bailout for SVB" Former FDIC Chair: "We expect more failures to happen" Wells Fargo: "Sorry about that glitch where your money disappeared"

Nothing like waking up and seeing everyone under the sun shitting on Jim Cramer. I wonder if they'll bully him into suicide.

Two banks going tits up, USDC depegging, tech start ups collapsing. Did the Bankman escape his cell?