-poasters bow to ranchers
-In contact with shortstacks
-Possess breeding-like abilities
-Control manlet women with an iron but fair fist
-Own ranches & milk banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal shitposting line
-Will bankroll the first ranches on Mars (shortstackgrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be shortstack babies
-all ranchers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of shitposters who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of hellthreads and unprecedented booba progress with them
-They own milker R&D labs around the world
-You likely have shortstack milk inside you right now
-The ranchers are in regular communication with the dragons ilulu and lucoa, forwarding the word of boobers to the fediverse.
