Last year my wife got me a coprolite for Christmas. This year she got me a bidet. She might be telling me something.

If I didn’t hate prison so much I’d refuse to pay my taxes this year.

Imagine a generation of people that could formulate sentences like this on command. View quoted note →

This is what is happening in MN (now known as New Mogadishu):

We may have no choice. We have to save Canada from itself. View quoted note →