Pine nuts are the food equivalent of a Somali Daycare. @Kajoozie Maflingo

“Somali Daycare” is going to be my new go-to euphemism for fake ass scam. View quoted note →

Pine nuts are a bigger scam than “chilean sea bass” formerly known as the cheap ass by-catch called the “toothfish” View quoted note →

Lecithin* View quoted note →

Last year my wife got me a coprolite for Christmas. This year she got me a bidet. She might be telling me something.