andrewwardell 1 year ago

I thought I know the answer to the question "how dumb can you be and still breathe?" but the bar just keeps getting set lower and lower. Un. Fucking. Believable.

Otago Daily Times Online News

Govt announcement puts hospital's future in jeopardy

Options for the new Dunedin hospital will go before ministers in a matter of weeks after the project’s future was thrown into jeopardy yesterday....

andrewwardell 1 year ago

The messages I'm getting from my parents this year make me think I *really* need to up my <insert current year here> bingo card game!

andrewwardell 1 year ago

So anyone want to place bets on where all the @telegram@lemmy.ml users are going to migrate to now? My money's on @session@mastodon.social

andrewwardell 1 year ago

Apparently you still die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Why do I engage with F1 social media again?

andrewwardell 1 year ago

andrewwardell 1 year ago

Anyone else here have an iPhone 4 back in the day?

andrewwardell 1 year ago

One of the landmark albums in instrumental hip-hop just turned 20 and got a nice big 36-track reissue. If you've yet to experience the magic of Blockhead's 'Music By Cavelight' go do it. Here's the link, I'll wait

Blockhead

Music By Cavelight (20 Year Anniversary Reissue), by Blockhead

36 track album

andrewwardell 1 year ago

In your defense, I didn't see it coming either #monza24

andrewwardell 1 year ago

You know what would be a real dick move? Giving Kimi Antonelli shit for sending it into the tyres on his first time out #monza24

andrewwardell 1 year ago

Sitting next to a bunch of the construction guys from work and one of them just took a phone call. His ringtone is 'Firestarter' by The Prodigy 🤘

andrewwardell 1 year ago

#Woodstock99. The Diogenes of music festivals.

andrewwardell 1 year ago

...so Oasis are getting back together. Feels like that's going to go about as well as that Ghost In The Shell reboot with ScarJo in it.

andrewwardell 1 year ago

Having a diagnosis of neurodivergence is only liberating if the world is kind to neurodivergent people.

andrewwardell 1 year ago

...I didn't even know breakdancing is an Olympic sport now.

andrewwardell 1 year ago

It's 2024, of course my shoes are incompatible with my computer keyboard 😒

andrewwardell 1 year ago

The best way to start a new week at work 😒

andrewwardell 1 year ago

Realised this morning that the chorus from 'Problems' by Salmonella Dub has the same melody as 'Carol of the Bells' and I'm never going to be able to unhear that now.

andrewwardell 1 year ago

I feel bad for George. Sorry the strategy didn't pay off, fella. #belgiangp

andrewwardell 1 year ago

Anyone else have those days where a calendar appointment pops up on your desktop and you think "when TF did I agree to that!?"

andrewwardell 1 year ago

ROFLMAO! Max Verstappen complaining about drivers moving under braking 😂😂😂 #hungariangp