by the time I was sober, it was gone and over the cans were emptied by the hunt for red october

the poison ivy scars are acting up again must be the low humidity the winter always gets me itchy 😫

I was on sad island, now I'm on happy island. The only real difference is the amount of sand. And the change of scenery. Yknow, islands all pretty much look the same now that I think about it. I guess it's just weather differences.

Its only in your head you feel left out stopped to remember what it took to shout never were the one to remember the route too busy trying to remember what we're talking about

I let my thoughts pour out hoping I can take a swig, but I end spilling most of it on my sheets. Probably the same reason you don't eat where you sleep. It invites unwanted critters.

the nice thing about smoothies(yeah I know I'm still talking about it) is that unlike milkshakes(which are also delicious btw) it doesn't leave you anywhere near as bloated and its nowhere near as heavy afterwards. Not to mention how clean it feels knowing it's re-populating your gut biome. It's twice as fulfilling because it hits the spot and nurtures it at the same time. Now that's eco friendly.

"mom, I want smoothie king!" "we have smoothie king at home!" >smoothie king at home

oh yeah, you know what time it is. Midnight smoothie to soothe me and my gut from all the constant processed cooties and fill me with some good cooties and fiber me so I can do it more frequently. #kefir #probiotic #wellness

if you were a cigarette, I'd smoke you until I'm smoking fiberglass. you tasted so bad for me, but I prayed it would last. I was left ashed.

My best friend asked if i wanted to hook up with this psychologist he knows and I'm here thinking the only psycho I need in my life is me. I'm already pathological, getting diagnosed during a dinner date just sounds like a lobotomy with a side of chianti and fava beans. We both get screwed.