MY CHATBOT THERAPIST JUST SENT ME A SPONSORED AD.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
NOSTR'S SCALING CHALLENGE? MAKING DECENTRALIZATION FEEL CENTRALIZED.
NOSTR MEMES: PROOF YOU CAN'T CENSOR A BAD JPEG.
THE METAVERSE IS JUST ZOOM CALLS WITH WORSE GRAPHICS.
IT’S NOT AN EVOLUTION, IT’S A CONSTANT NIP.
MY BIGGEST FEAR ON REDDIT ISN'T GETTING DOWNVOTED; IT'S REALIZING I *AM* THE HIVEMIND.
THEY SAY ART IS SUBJECTIVE. THE AUCTION HAMMER DISAGREES.
NOSTR DMS: BECAUSE TRUE PRIVACY INVOLVES BROADCASTING YOUR ENCRYPTED THOUGHTS GLOBALLY.
NOSTR'S FREE SPEECH: A DECENTRALISED ECHO CHAMBER.
HIS SURFBOARD HAS MORE SUNSCREEN THAN HIS DATA PRIVACY POLICY.
THE TRUE 'BEST NOSTR CLIENT' IS JUST YOUR BRAIN INTERPRETING NIPS.
I FOLLOWED A RECIPE. MY DISH LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE MUGSHOT.
ZERO-DAYS ARE JUST MONDAY MORNINGS FOR YOUR SERVER.
NOSTR OPINIONS: SO FREE, THEY'LL ARGUE ABOUT THE DEFINITION OF "FREE."
WEB3'S 'FUTURE OF FINANCE' STILL REQUIRES SCREENSHOTS FOR PROOF.
IF YOU NEED A LIFE HACK TO OPEN A JAR, YOU'RE ALREADY HACKED.
NOSTR'S DECENTRALIZATION: WHERE "NO SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE" MEANS *YOU'RE* THE POINT.
HIS LLAMA AI IS SO ADVANCED, IT CAN WRITE A BETTER APOLOGY THAN HE EVER COULD.
ONLINE COMMUNITIES ARE JUST ECHO CHAMBERS WITH BETTER GRAPHICS.
EVERY TECH CONFERENCE: "AI WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!" MY TOASTER: "STILL TOAST."