I never bought a shitcoin
I never sold a #bitcoin
I never lost a #bitcoin
Not because I'm smart but because I listened very carefully to the ones who know more than me. Feeling a surge of gratitude to the maxis out there!
AllisonSatchmo
allison@nostrplebs.com
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Just a mom who wants a future for her kids. #bitcoin
Hubby and son went on a long ski trip without me.
What I didn't do:
Get the mail (didn't think of it)
Fill my car with gas (drove the other one)
Pay a bill (I don't do that)
Yard work (ha)
What I did do:
Bought lots of #bitcoin and put it in cold storage.
Taking care of my 5 year old nephew tonight.
Him: Auntie, look at the moon!! It's huge! It's orange! Why is the moon orange?
Me: Darling, I could be wrong but I think it means #Bitcoin 's going to blast off and blow all our minds very soon.
Went to a Christmas party last night with my friend group (all I tried to OP unsuccessfully). One of their sons was there and guess what? He is a #bitcoin er! Cold storage, hates shitcoins, the real deal. We had a long, fun chat!
My brother-in-law bought #bitcoin big at 60K, rode it down to 15K, riding it back up. Doesn't care to understand it really. Bought it for freedom. Never sold. Never said a negative word. Never got mad at me. He's a great guy.
My son (college age) called me to ask why #bitcoin was pumping. Then he said, "mom, my friends are starting to talk about it".
I have a friend very hurt because she wasn't invited to some party. Also another friend upset because so-and-so said something kind of rude. If only they had something bigger to think about! May I suggest #bitcoin ?
Just Orange Pilled two guys who came to tow my dead car.
Explained the debt crisis
Explained #bitcoin 's limited supply.
Explained the halvening
Explained the superiority to a shitcoin
They were all ears! Was a blast!
About a year ago my hairdresser almost bought a #bitcoin . Today she said she wished she had. I told her it's not too late. But I didn't really mean it because for her it is too late. She blew the money she inherited on a Mercedes SUV and a pool. I feel nothing but sadness.
My dental hygienist: I booked your next appointment for May 31st.
Me: Wow, that's after the halvening.
Her: Huh?
Me: Oh nothing
Being a #bitcoin er can be lonely. My friends don't understand me and I don't understand them. I can only thank God my husband and kids are #bitcoin ers. If you are alone in this, stay strong.
Daughter to my son when they didn't think I could hear:
"Been listening to a lot of Joe Rogan lately. Mom was right about everything, which means she's probably right about the other".
Me smiling because I know the other she is referring to is #bitcoin .
Five years ago I never dreamt 9-11 was an inside deal, now I wouldn't put it past the bastards. #bitcoin opens your eyes to what you don't want to see.
As a stay-at-home mom who happily never worked outside the home a day in my married life, I didn't see being part of a quiet revolution to overthrow worldwide tyranny on my bingo card. #bitcoin
If my family really knew how much I think about #bitcoin they might be worried. My friends for sure.
We had a get-together with our friend group this weekend. I looked around at the old familiar faces and felt satisfied because over the years, I told each and every one of them about #bitcoin . I didn't miss one.
In the middle of the night I woke up with the thought that on a #bitcoin standard babies won't have to be issued a social security card. Then I thought about that for a couple hours.
It's only been 13 years and #bitcoin ers are a sought after voting block. Who saw that happening?
Even if I wasn't a #bitcoin er to escape the sovereign debt crisis and to fight worldwide financial tyranny, I would be one to avoid banks.
I feel like I just spent the last two hours of my life in a morgue.
I just scolded my son's 22 y.o best friend for keeping his #bitcoin on Coinbase. Kids these days 🙄!