Have a nostr account for sports @realmansports, but the engagement is so poor I started posting more on https://stacker.news/~Stacker_Sports/recent which is suprisingly active. It’s not anyone’s fault — you fucking tech nerds are just into what you’re into and not into what you’re not into.

Native Portuguese speakers, correct me if I’m wrong, but pretty sure Xitter is pronounced “Shitter” here.

Nostr is so fucking dead, I have to drum up engagement by interacting with my dog’s account.

Wife has co-dependented @Oscar Liss so bad, he just forlornly waits by the door when she goes out.

The most powerful man in the world isn’t gonna set monetary policy from the local co-work! He's gonna want his own White House! View quoted note →

Need some support from the nostr community. Wife sent me a really shitty text yesterday. Rather than verbal confirmation @Oscar Liss was over his bout of diarrhea, I received photographic "proof of work." This is the kind of dog shit message I never expected to encounter from the woman with whom I've chosen to spend my life. Please advise. And send sats. Many sats are needed to process this trauma. (Out of good taste, I will not re-post what she sent here.)

New Podcast: Do Not Comply Stetson hat, Epstein files, people recurring in your life

Friend of mine I purple-pilled awhile back — glad to see him posting on nostr instead of shitter. Give him a follow, encourage him to keep posting here instead. View quoted note →

Proof of no work

Another war between Sinner-Alcaraz

Will be at 120 by day’s end if you crackheads stop checking the price.

Finally you pussies stopped selling!

Picture of @Oscar Liss sleeping outside at his dog camp in Sintra. Clean conscience, not a care in the world.

If I could pin a post to my profile this would be it. View quoted note →

Wonder if they’ll let me do the breakfast buffet a second time.

To paraphrase Yogi Berra half of what I say is 90 percent serious.

Stop checking the price you retards, and we’ll be at 120 by tomorrow night.

STILL on vacation in Croatia. Kid has a basketball camp here, so we’re along for the ride. Just shitposting, tracking Wimbledon results, doing Sudokus and reading my sci-fi book. No Shitter on my phone, no nicotine pouches left. 2x per day sauna, swim in the Adriatic. I’m good at resort life, don’t need to be doing shit.

Stop trying to make the world a better place. You don’t know shit, and your busybodying is unnecessary and if anything making things worse.

Remember playing a drinking game at my friends apartment in NYC — 2 on 2 “to the death” in a back room. Loud knock on the door, friend says “get the fuck outta here, it’s 2 on 2.” Was a policeman in uniform. Apparently people were throwing eggs out the window at pedestrians, someone called the cops. No one got arrested but party was over. Good times!