Thousands of Canadian expats abandon U.S. homes, boycott American goods, and vow to stand with Trudeau in escalating trade battle—despite economists warning of dire consequences for Canada's economy. #tariffs #tariffwar #TrumpTariffs #Bitcoin https://getwokeup.com/trudeau-calls-canadian-expats-to-arms-in-trade-war-against-america/

In a lame and predictable move that has captured the attention of coffee-loving Canadian ‘patriot’ bandwagon jumpers, cafes in the northern socialist country are making a statement against the Trump administration’s 25% tariffs on Canadian goods. https://getwokeup.com/brewing-tariff-bitterness-spills-into-canadian-cafes/

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Has anyone else seen this yet? Journalist Gabriel Gatehouse investigates the man behind the coin, who goes by the pseudonym 'Satoshi Nakamoto' and tries to understand why the currency was created in the first place.

Who founded Bitcoin? Inside cryptocurrency's biggest unsolved mystery as new Channel 4 documentary 'Seeking Satoshi' reveals bombshell clues about founder's true identity | Daily Mail Online

Channel 4 documentary is aiming to shed light on the elusive figure behind Bitcoin. Journalist Gabriel Gatehouse investigates the man behind the ...

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Was Oprah and Whoopi’s “tense” moment while honoring Quincy Jones less about celebrating a legend and more about celebrating themselves? I’m Clammy J. Byner, here to Check da Facts! https://getwokeup.com/oprah-and-whoopis-oscar-ego-off-chews-the-scenery/ #Oscars #Oprah #HollywoodElites

The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

WWWD: Dictator Paddington Gets Schooled by President Apprentice 💥

The truth will get you suspended from X.

In 2022, NBC was reporting that Joe Biden lost his temper with Zelensky because he wasn’t grateful and he was very demanding. That’s in 2022. Wait, the media didn’t tell you about this? I wonder why…

Rumour has it Justin Trudeau knocked up a woman in the Maritimes, which goes to show he doesn’t just like screwing western Canada. 😂 😂

With Joe Biden’s transition from pretending to be president—to being protected by a Hollywood rather a secret service agent, critics are speculating what Biden’s next project might be. https://getwokeup.com/joe-bidens-hollyweird-post-presidency-plans/

The drama, the suspense, the commercials! Will Demi Moore accidentally thank Harvey Weinstein? Will there be a vaccident live on stage? How many seat fillers will walk out before the show is over? Play the GWU! Oscar Bingo for the prize of hours-long cringe speeches and navel-gazing narcissism! https://getwokeup.com/lets-play-oscar-bingo/#google_vignette

Interesting take on the Toronto Pride Parade losing funding. Appears DEI is off the table for a lot of companies under the Trump iron fist https://getwokeup.com/president-trump-cancels-toronto-pride/

A story I wrote for GWU! Is this the end of an era for America’s favorite Breastaurant? https://getwokeup.com/hooters-going-tits-up/