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🇨🇭 The Swiss Hodler | Bitcoin = Freedom
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🚨 YOU HAVE 23 DAYS LEFT 🚨 The whole point of Bitcoin is to become your own Swiss bank. Not an exchange. Not some suit in Brussels. You. And with DAC8 coming, Europe basically put a timer on the wall. In 21 days, every move you make on exchanges gets tracked and logged forever. So if your BTC is still parked there… yeah, that’s not really your Bitcoin. They can freeze it, watch it, report it, whatever. Not ideal. If you want to fix that, here’s the cheat code: Use SWISSHODLER • 10% off when stacking on nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttsw43zuam9d3kx7unyv4ezumn9wsqzpqqy825mywcdz5gmf9scelzghcdtfd7ljksn5g5fhyekma7phcaklpm04w • 5% off a nostr:nprofile1qqs9500z3l7sn46sdnls5fnjm0d3lqmrq7707qshes2y7j8pnm4rllcfc0kcc so you can actually hold your own keys Just move your coins. You’ll feel like a genius afterwards. Links in comments. image
2025-12-08 14:36:03 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
This was the last time I ever walked into a bank to ask permission to use my own money. That was the day I became my own bank. You can do the same with a nostr:npub1tg779rlap8t4qm8lpgn89k7mr7pkxpaulupp0nq5faywr8h28llsj3cxmt 🇨🇭 Use code SWISSHODLER for 5% off your Swiss-made hardware wallet: https://shop.bitbox.swiss/en/?ref=swisshodler#products image
2025-12-07 18:06:37 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
💥 Use my code SWISSHODLER to get 5% off your BitBox! The nostr:nprofile1qqs9500z3l7sn46sdnls5fnjm0d3lqmrq7707qshes2y7j8pnm4rllcfc0kcc Christmas Special is the perfect Bitcoin gift bundle for this year's holiday season: simple to use, nice to unwrap, and built to last. Inside you’ll find: The BitBox02 Nova: our newest and most advanced hardware wallet. Works across desktop and mobile, with support for Windows, macOS, Linux, Android and iOS (iPhone and iPad). Easy enough for beginners, with plenty of depth for power users. Limited edition red “Open Source Everything” beanie (one size): the Christmas version of our iconic cap, warm, high-quality and instantly recognisable in the Bitcoin scene. Bitcoin Christmas cards and tags: festive Bitcoin designs you can use as greeting cards, gift tags or even hang on the Christmas tree. ❤️ A straightforward Christmas bundle for people who want secure self-custody and a few small touches of Bitcoin culture around the holidays. Order here: https://shop.bitbox.swiss/en/?ref=swisshodler#products image
2025-12-07 08:25:26 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
These anti-ram bollards - the kind you usually see at German Christmas markets - have now made it to Switzerland. Thank you, clown world, for these beautiful ‘necessities’ in the brave new Europe 🤡🌎 This is probably one of those things even Bitcoin can’t fix… image
2025-12-04 21:26:27 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
This explains why Solana is gay AF 😂 image
2025-12-04 09:40:35 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Your government hates you.
2025-12-02 11:38:46 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
This is what Proof of Work looks like. My daughter nostr:nprofile1qqs2lnrw59zurggxupzl36gk2rzu40lufcyrgd2rprpf5vneq5m6vmcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgcwaehxw309a3x7atwvdjhytnwdaehgun9v5hx6egh6jzrc and I have a weekly routine of going to the gym and doing squats, pull-ups, bench presses, and deadlifts. After the workout, we eat a healthy meal with lots of protein 💪 Bitcoin is not only about stacking sats like a madman. It’s also about longevity and a healthy, strong body. https://blossom.primal.net/6b54920beca7ba26d7bbce56950fcd1a99b41d76d9f15efff80199898cec78b9.mp4
2025-12-01 16:22:59 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
This is why the EU sucks so much. image
2025-11-30 16:12:14 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Here in Europe, we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. But I am celebrating Zero Fucks Giving Day. Zero fucks given about inflation eating into everyone’s savings. Zero fucks given about politicians delivering hollow speeches while the system stays broken. Zero fucks given about a monetary model built on debt, distortion, and endless money printing. Today, I’m giving thanks to the one thing that doesn’t take from me: Bitcoin. It doesn’t ask for permission. Doesn’t need a bailout. Doesn’t bend to anyone’s agenda. Block after block - pure proof of work. So I’ll be stacking sats and celebrating the only money that still plays by honest rules. Happy Zero Fucks Giving Day. #Bitcoin image
2025-11-27 17:53:53 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
IT wisdom of the day 👨‍💻 Technical debt is like government debt: Everyone pretends it’s under control… until suddenly it isn’t. Ignore it long enough and you’ll spend all your time paying interest instead of building anything real. image
2025-11-26 09:08:10 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
TRUE STORY: I literally just sold a chair for CHF 120 and bought Bitcoin on nostr:nprofile1qqsgqpp64xerkrg4zx6fvxx0cj97r26t0hu45yaz9zdexdkl0sd78dspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7yu40sg 💙 You can do the same: Use code SWISSHODLER for 10% off fees 🚀 image
2025-11-25 16:22:44 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Did all this happen to you too, or aren’t you sunning your balls yet? image
2025-11-25 11:40:01 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
They told you “crypto” was the future. VC ponzis, premines, paid influencers, Discord dumps. Turns out it was just a pink bubble of shitcoins and exit scams. Bitcoin is the only thing that mattered. It still is. It always will be. Everything else? 💩 On-chain garbage with a marketing budget. Tick tock. #Bitcoin doesn’t care. The rest? Heading straight to irrelevance - or jail. image
2025-11-24 18:58:41 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT FACT: There's nothing more fiat than being a football fan. P.S. I used to be one too, but Bitcoin healed me. PROVE ME WRONG. image
2025-11-20 10:27:19 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Bitcoin mining is the heartbeat of the network - and the nodes are the veins 🧡 image
2025-11-19 17:31:24 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →