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🇨🇭 Swiss Hodler
swisshodler@primal.net
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Libertarian. Freedom maximalist. Shorting fiat with Bitcoin since 2016 🇨🇭 Signal over noise. @21Bitfluencers
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SwissHodler 6 hours ago
Last year, I had the "privilege" of visiting the HQ of the orcs in Mordor. This is the place that is plotting to enslave European citizens, and the brains of those citizens have been fluoridated enough by their toxic nutrition and dumbed down enough by the mainstream media that they'll just keep scrolling. Yesterday, they casually agreed to launch the digital euro to build a digital cage for all European citizens. But there's no need to worry. You can opt out with P2P Bitcoin. image
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SwissHodler 6 hours ago
Imagine thinking you’re entitled to the never-ending bull run. Bitcoin doesn’t reward ego. It rewards conviction. Stay humble in your fiat mining job. Stack sats. image
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SwissHodler 7 hours ago
How do you like my new office? I sit here all day every day trading cryptocurrencies such as Ethereum or Cardano, produced with Swiss precision in the prestigious Crypto Valley in Zug, Switzerland 🇨🇭 No, just kidding 🙃 I never trade shitcoins. I only stack sats and stay humble. #Bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 2 days ago
This is why voting harder changes nothing. Opt out with ₿. image
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SwissHodler 1 week ago
I had to use AI to create this image because I couldn't find a single photo of a socialist with his hand in his own pocket. image
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SwissHodler 2 weeks ago
Breathing is Proof of Work. Every breath you take is oxygen mining. You’ve been living on a Bitcoin Standard your whole life, energy expended for something scarce and real. Except your “money” is still based on promises, printed out of thin air. It’s time to align the two. What’s your Proof of Work today? #Bitcoin #BTC #ProofOfWork image
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SwissHodler 2 weeks ago
Are you using this dip to build generational wealth? I think you should. Bookmark this tweet and come back in two years to see whether I was right... or whether I was right. image
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SwissHodler 3 weeks ago
“But who’s gonna build the roads if we don’t pay taxes!?” Meanwhile, the border between Monaco and France. Monaco 0% taxes vs France 69% taxes. Guess which one is Monaco…
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SwissHodler 3 weeks ago
We had a lovely pizza night. To all my Italian friends currently hyperventilating: rest assured, no pineapples were harmed or used as toppings. image
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SwissHodler 3 weeks ago
EU communism in action. Brussels bureaucrats shut off the air conditioning. Not for everyone, of course. Only for the first 7 floors where 2,000 staff sit sweating through another glorious day of saving the planet. The upper floors? Air conditioning stays on. The commissioners? Comfortable. Von der Leyen’s residence? Also in the same building. A staff member called it “feudalism.” Exactly. The climate agenda was never about shared sacrifice. It’s about creating a society where the rulers are exempt from the rules. They fly private. They stay cool. You sweat. Welcome to European democracy. image
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SwissHodler 0 months ago
Ich bin schon so weit, dass ich nicht nur die Illegalen ausschaffen will. Ich will auch diejenigen ausschaffen, die sie herholen. Genug ist genug. image
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SwissHodler 1 month ago
Was Robin Hood a communist? People say he “stole from the rich and gave to the poor.” But was he really fighting wealthy people? Or was he fighting a corrupt ruling class that used taxes, privilege, and state power to squeeze ordinary people? WDYT? image
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SwissHodler 1 month ago
Before social media. Before podcasts. Before ETFs. Before politicians pretending to care. Just me and my dog, staring at the horizon looking for freedom. Bitcoin didn’t create that instinct. It revealed it. image
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SwissHodler 1 month ago
FOOTBALL NPCs! Check this out and HFSP spending your weekends watching meaningless ball-kicking while drinking moldy beer 🍻 image