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🇨🇭 Swiss Hodler
swisshodler@primal.net
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Swiss Bitcoin Maxi • BTC Class of '16
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Watching The Big Short for the 21st time already. Great movie where those guys shorted MBS & CDOs during the 2008 crash—but we’re shorting the entire fcking fiat system here 😎 Being a Bitcoiner is next-level badass 🤘 image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
GM. 21 Rules for a Bitcoiner Family 1. Find yourself a Bitcoiner. 2. Multiply together. 3. Never trust the government. 4. Stay sovereign and stack sats. 5. Raise free-thinking children. 6. Teach them proof of work—by example. 7. Save in Bitcoin, not fiat. 8. Build, don’t beg. 9. Question everything, especially authority. 10. Keep your keys, hold your freedom. 11. Live below your means, but dream beyond limits. 12. Value time over money. 13. Support those who build on Bitcoin. 14. Strengthen your mind, body, and skills. 15. Choose real friends over status. 16. Homeschool if you can. 17. Protect your family’s privacy. 18. Defend free speech. 19. Own land, grow food, and stay resilient. 20. Pass down wisdom, not debt. 21. Leave a legacy of freedom. image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
I’m dying on this orange mountain 🧡 WHO'S WITH ME? #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
"The government was set to protect man from criminals, and the Constitution was written to protect man from the government." Opt out with #bitcoin 🧡 image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
I was always the contrarian, the one questioning everything. A thorn in the side, the lone wolf, the 'difficult person' among the obedient sheep. Nothing made sense—things never added up. Until I understood Bitcoin. Suddenly, everything clicked. The lies, the manipulation, the way society brainwashes us… I see it all clearly now. Bitcoin gave me direction, purpose, and truth. Thank you, Satoshi 🧡 #bitcoin #satoshi image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
When Bitcoin’s price doubles, its market cap also doubles, but that doesn’t mean twice the amount of new money had to flow in. Why? Bitcoin’s price is set by buyers and sellers on exchanges, not by the total amount of money in Bitcoin. 🚀 If demand increases and buyers are willing to pay more, price goes up, even if not much new money enters. 🚀 The order book (where buy and sell offers are listed) is thin at certain price levels, so even a small amount of buying pressure can move the price significantly. 🚀 Most Bitcoin HODLers (i.e. laser-eyed psychopaths) aren’t selling, so there’s low liquidity. Fewer coins available for trade mean even modest demand spikes can drive prices up fast. Bitcoin’s price can skyrocket with relatively little money, because supply is tight and the market reacts fast to demand changes. Are you ready? 🚀 image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Random normie: “What do you do for a living?” Me: “I help high-net-worth individuals and businesses escape the sinking fiat system and move their wealth into the hardest money ever created—Bitcoin.” ⚡ No middlemen. No counterparty risk. Self-sovereignty only. DMs open. Let’s talk Bitcoin 🧡 #Bitcoin #Freedom #Relai @Relai 🇨🇭 image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Most people have no idea their money isn’t backed by anything. In 1971, Nixon ended the gold standard, and since then, governments have been printing at will. You trade your one life for paper that someone else can create infinitely. They tell you 2% inflation is healthy, but in reality, it’s just stealing your time year after year. The elites get first access to freshly printed money (Cantillon Effect) while you get rising prices on everything. But there’s an alternative: Bitcoin. 21M fixed supply. No rulers. No dilution. Just pure, hard money backed by energy, math, and unbreakable rules. ❌ Work for paper they can print ✅ Opt into Bitcoin Bitcoin fixes 1971. Wake up. #Bitcoin
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Wearing my @Relai 🇨🇭 Bitcoin cap at my child’s school’s handball tournament today. Same as last year— not a single pleb around (and yes, I was wearing a Bitcoin cap then too). 😢 This is a high-fiat region by Lake Zurich, and these people are still in a deep matrix sleep. They may have heard of Bitcoin, but they either don’t understand it or are just doing too well in the Swiss fiat system. Anyway, thesis confirmed: we are still fckn early! Stack sats 🧡 #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Were you scared of plebs when you were a newcoiner? Be honest. #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Government should be there to serve people. Instead, it bleeds them dry, devalues their savings, and tightens its grip with every crisis it creates. Enough. Stop funding your own oppression. Convert their worthless paper into Bitcoin and take back your financial power. No rulers, no permission—just freedom. #bitcoin
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
The moment the dots connect: printing money, inflation, and the hidden tax on your wealth. You realize you've been a hamster in a wheel, running to stay in place while they steal your value. The good news? There’s a way out - LEARN #Bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Almost four months since I started working as a Relationship Manager at @Relai 🇨🇭 It’s been a wild ride so far, but even an old dog can learn new tricks. This is by far the coolest job I’ve ever had - and I’ve seen a lot. Every day, while onboarding HNWIs and businesses to #Bitcoin, my conviction grows stronger: Bitcoin is the answer. The signal is loud and clear. Thank you, Satoshi! And thank you, @Joël Kai Lenz , for this übercool photo 🚀🔥 image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Had a great time today representing @Relai 🇨🇭 at a Swiss startup event with Mini Hodler, who wanted to spend one day of her sports holiday orange-pilling the normies. Great memories for both father and daughter 🧡 #bitcoin #family image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Have a great week everyone! #Bitcoin fixes this. image
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SwissHodler 1 year ago
Are you frontrunning nation-states, or do you prefer to buy veeeeeeeery expensive #Bitcoin instead? Act accordingly, my friend. image