Swiss Hodler and Swiss Hodler's girlfriend had an amazing long weekend in Prague 🇨🇿 We even said „hi“ to the Czech National Bank 😎 See you in two weeks at @BTC Prague 🧡

Ever get this feeling while living among clowns? 🤡🌎

Can’t believe the EU actually posted this 😂🤡😂

Why does life in Europe feel like it’s getting worse no matter how hard you work? Everything costs more. Your money buys less. And THEY keep pretending this is fine. Energy bills didn’t just go up. They made stupid decisions and now you’re paying for them. Inflation isn’t random. Your savings are being drained while they keep the system alive with more debt and endless money printing. And migration? You can see the strain in real life. Housing, services, tension. But if you say it out loud, suddenly YOU are the problem. No one takes responsibility. No one pays for bad decisions. Just more control. More distance. More excuses. They say it’s complicated. It’s not. It’s failure. Opt out.

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Some (woke) people say there's too much EU doomerism on X. There is no such a thing as "too much EU doomerism" 😂

SBR then and now.

Why every Bitcoiner should come to @BTC Prague 🧡 This is me sharing a personal story on The Bitcoin Marketing Podcast by @THE Bitcoin Marketing Team 🧡 about my first time in Prague. Use code BITFLUENCERS for 10% off. Link in the comment 👇

This is what fiat does to people. A grown adult reduced to a state-approved food mascot, parroting “balanced diets” and “affordable choices” while the money printing machine turns real food into a luxury good. They don’t eat food. They eat subsidized calories. They don’t think. They repeat scripts written by the same system that destroyed soil, farmers, health, and purchasing power. Fiat steals first, then lectures you on nutrition. It inflates away your wages, then shames you for not eating organic. It centralizes food production, poisons it, ultra-processes it, and then blames you for being sick. This person isn’t the enemy. They’re the product. A perfectly domesticated fiat NPC: • dependent on cheap inputs • loyal to the system harming them • hostile to anyone pointing out the scam Sound money fixes food. Sound money fixes incentives. Sound money ends this humiliation ritual where humans beg corporations for edible trash. Bitcoin isn’t about number go up. It’s about opting out of this. Fix the money. Fix the food. Fix the human. Also, God bless 🇺🇸

Sooner or later, the Bitcoin price will reach and surpass the mileage of my good old 2008 Audi. Even then, I’ll keep the Audi. Low time preference, you know…

When the government tries to collect taxes from Bitcoiners who never sell.

You can and should do as much good for Bitcoin as possible, but remember: Bitcoin doesn't care.

As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my @Relai 🇨🇭 Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there. This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it. What’s it worth to you? P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙

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This is why the EU sucks so much.

Here in Europe, we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. But I am celebrating Zero Fucks Giving Day. Zero fucks given about inflation eating into everyone’s savings. Zero fucks given about politicians delivering hollow speeches while the system stays broken. Zero fucks given about a monetary model built on debt, distortion, and endless money printing. Today, I’m giving thanks to the one thing that doesn’t take from me: Bitcoin. It doesn’t ask for permission. Doesn’t need a bailout. Doesn’t bend to anyone’s agenda. Block after block - pure proof of work. So I’ll be stacking sats and celebrating the only money that still plays by honest rules. Happy Zero Fucks Giving Day. #Bitcoin

UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT FACT: There's nothing more fiat than being a football fan. P.S. I used to be one too, but Bitcoin healed me. PROVE ME WRONG.

The whole internet just got a reality check. Cloudflare hiccups and half the damn web collapses. One corporation sneezes → millions of people lose access. That’s not “the internet.” That’s a centralized chokepoint pretending to be infrastructure. This is what happens when you build your digital world on fragile, corporate sandcastles. Meanwhile Bitcoin? Still pumping blocks. Still validating truth. Still never down. Not for a second. Not waiting for some Silicon Valley overlord to “resolve the issue.” Centralized systems fail spectacularly. Decentralized systems don’t because they can’t — no CEO, no switch, no single point to break. Today wasn’t an outage. It was a reminder: You either build on permissionless, unstoppable rails… or you’re just renting space in someone else’s empire. Bitcoin isn’t an app. It’s the escape hatch.

Western democracy isn’t “broken.” It’s working exactly as designed: a cartel of politicians, banks, and bureaucrats bleeding society dry while telling you you’re “represented.” You don’t live in a democracy — you live in a managerial regime that treats citizens like livestock. They inflate your money, regulate your work, censor your speech, and call it “public good.” Every election is just a stress-release valve so the herd doesn’t revolt. Nothing changes because nothing can change in a system built on debt, inflation, and bribing voters with other people’s money. Once you understand time preference, you see the entire thing for what it is: a high-time-preference clown show eating the seed corn of future generations. Meanwhile they lecture you about “democratic values” while running surveillance states, weaponizing the currency, and outsourcing their thinking to unelected technocrats. Bitcoin is the first time citizens can tell them “no.” No to debasement. No to confiscation. No to the professional looters who built their careers on stealing from savers. Democracy didn’t fail. It just reached its predictable exponential-debt endgame. Bitcoin isn’t the alternative political party. It’s the exit.

Some people flex fancy diplomas. I flex a MicroStrategy cert from 2008 (signed by @Michael Saylor), a Casio that outlives fiat currencies, a handmade Bitcoin bracelet (made by my daughter), a jar of orange pills, and a knife sharp enough to cut through central bank bullshit. Proof of Work > titles. Self-sovereignty > career ladders. Bitcoin > everything the national bank prints. Stay humble. Stack sats. And keep your tools sharp—both the digital and the real ones. 🧡⚡️