#BCH / #BitcoinCash has already failed & anyone arguing against that is, in fact, a retard. 😏😂 Embrace #BTC / #Bitcoin or Have Fun Staying Poor. 🤙

Anyone who knows me IRL is aware that I fucking HATE #NewYork. Not just #NewYorkCity; the entire fucking shithole state. We could delete it off the map & I genuinely think the world would be a better off place for it. 💁‍♂️ That being said… I don't even watch sports, but I wanted the #Knicks to win the #NBA Championship for no other reason than I knew #NYC would turn into Gotham fucking City… 😏😂 …AND THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT. 🤙

The #Bitcoin price is dropping, but the buying pressure is soaring; the longs are getting stretchered out right now & the group chat just used the opportunity to buy more #BTC @ $64K. 🤷‍♂️ Thank you for your service, gamblers. 🫡 You will not be getting your chips back. 🤙

I just watched an Indian nigga hit a reverse limbo under a shoulder-height limbo bar that was on fire… …THEN he stands up & hits the head wobble. DJ: *Plays Alicia Keys "This Girl Is On Fire"* This is possibly the greatest timeline I have ever seen. 🤙

Is there any way to toggle/filter reposts? 🤔 It seems like a useful feature; sometimes I like to see them for discoverability & other times they are annoying because I only want to see original content. 🤷‍♂️ Just a thought. 🤙 @primal @miljan

🚨 CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME 🚨 Trump kidnapping Presidents & putting motherfuckers on t-shirts the past few months got me thinking. What is the common thread that connects all of these people? 🤔 January - Maduro kidnapped in his jammies: February - El Mencho sent to the great fiesta in the sky: March - Khamenei finally meets his 72 virgins: Then I REALLY started thinking... There are actually TWO ways for the #US to reach the targeted 5% of the #Bitcoin supply: 1. Buy 5% of the #BTC network (annoying, costly & not Chad-like at all). 🥱 OR… 2. Kidnap/Kill the primary keyholders of major entities who have been stacking sats so that their coins are rendered unmovable & are effectively burned (plus bonus points because you're taking out enemies of The State anyway). 😈 This shit is about to get wicked, #Nostr fam. 🤙

Jane Street was algo dumping #Bitcoin / #BTC everyday @ 10am (Eastern Time) for MONTHS & they just got busted & sued. They have turned the algos off (and deleted all their tweets, which isn't suspicious in the slightest) because they are now under investigation by the SEC. 😏😂 We are about to fucking RIP straight to $400K. 🤙