Satoshi's only mistake was to call this blackhole slowly drawing in the entire past, present and future monetary wealth of the human race....Bitcoin
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Merrcurr⚡️
merrcurr@merrcurr.com
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Nostr Timekeeper ⌛️
Bitcoin is so cheap right now. People just have no idea what they are holding do they.
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A Nostrich Gentleman wears his Nostr bracelet with pride and conviction.
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pv Cyberpunks ⚡️ Bitcoin doesn't give a fuck
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I miss speaking French. Any French Nostriches to connect with me?
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I'm a fan of Metallica. Undisputed Legends. When they chose Robert Trujillo to be their new bassist, they offered him 43 BTC at signing. That's right, how does that sound for value 🤘🏻
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You can't afford to not react, reply or zap Nostriches. That would be deemed Twitter bird shit.
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This weird thing was always my dream to own, an AI telling me what i want to know in a sweet voice:
"Good Morning Merrcurr,
It's 776673, 00:00 Moscow,
A sunny day expected, Air quality 89%, appropriate for cycling or trekking,
You have 62 Nostr notifications requiring your attention and 3547 new Nostriches joined in the last 6 hours
Bitcoin conversion rate: Not applicable
Orange pilling success rate: 100% of contact list
LN Node: operational, requiring rebalancing
Nostr Relay: operational, uptime 100%
Voyager Coffee: Initiated, 3 minutes to completion
Employability level: Null"
🤙🏻
The Nostr beat:
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https://music.apple.com/th/album/lolas-theme/1656247826?i=1656247834
Fuck typos. I don't care. You get it 🤙🏻
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I'm going to try something here. Only few will understand.
Do you remember "Guitar Hero"? If you get it, just 🤙🏻 the hell of of this.
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The writing is on the wall.
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At the hotel bar...having a drink(s) with a good friend, trying to purple pill him. He has no idea what i'm talking about.
Anyway, we'll get there, raising my glass to you all Nostriches, the early adopters🍸
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