Nostrich, Nostriches, ⚡️⚡️ Let the ZapFest 2023 Begin ⚡️⚡️ No invoices, No profile tips, comment below to receive your dues via the zap function ✊🏻 Given the volume, it will be impossible to do this otherwise. Nostriches, start your engines.... [776969]

I'm preparing for a ZapFest like you've never seen before ⚡️⚡️ it will soon be time... [776966]

Today we need to create events at the four corners of the Globe to meet Bitcoiners. Tomorrow, it will be like "Hey neighbor! 👋🏻Got any brown sugar for a zap? How's Nicole by the way? I heard she got herself new ASIC's 17000...Nice...what about the kids? Still coding layer 28's?" [776953]

We welcome trolls on Nostr. They are interesting creatures 🤔 [776952]

Nostriches, #[0] is considering leaving Nostr for good. It seems he is having lagging issues with the Amethyst client. Can anyone recommend a good alternative for Android users, a solid/stable client? We can't have Nostriches leaving because of UX/UI issues, it would be a shame. [776950]

When in your 20's you can afford to stack sats. Nostriches in their 40's have no other choice but to stack Bitcoin. Time is truly the scarcest of all commodities. [776948]

It is impossible to know or be able to download your full list of followers. Ignorance is bliss [776932]

I have one of the worst passport in the world, that never stopped me from living and working in 13 different nations around the globe. Today, some countries ask for 1, 14, 21 or 42 BTC for me to be able to stay. Fair enough, i get it. One day, you'll pay me to stay because i'm a Bitcoiner. You just didn't draft the proposal yet. [776930]

#[0] you have managed to set up a bridge for all. The only concern i keep hearing is that you are still in beta and other concerns regarding SSL. Any chance you could give us an update on your next moves? 🫡 [776926]

Well informed advice from one non-tech noob to another about user-friendly freedom systems: 1. "The Bitcoin Machine" with Umbrel has never failed me 2. Running my BTC full node and LN node with Umbrel is the easiest and intuitive 3. Use Trezor Model T via Sparrow wallet, once you do, never relaunch Trezor Suite again. 4. Use ColdCard for true peace of mind, needs a learning curve but less scary than it looks 5. Use HodlrSwiss cylinders to keep your seed words safe 6. Use Damus if you are on iOS, it just is the best for me as i am constantly on the go 7. Use Wallet of Satoshi dedicated to your Nostr activities. It just works and supports all requirements for Nostriches 8. Use KeepassXC as your password manager, save a copy of your passwords file on different devices 9. Run a Nostr Relay via Nostream and Railway 10. Run a Nostr personal relay via Umbrel This is very high level advice but feel free to add or dispute but bear in mind that this is for non-tech noobs, don't go NASA on us. Rapid adoption will require simplicity in execution and user-friendliness. [776922]

Rebalancing your LN channels via Lightning Terminal using loops may take a week or more to process at a high cost. FYI Nostriches. [776917]

pv Cyberpunks ⚡️ Be the Nostrich you want to see in the wild [776914]

We deserve each other Nostriches 🫡 [776883]

I noticed that using my 5Ghz wifi instead of the 2.4Ghz makes Damus from my end run as fast as an ostrich. [776852]

Reflecting on my Nostr journey so far Nostriches. I consider you all as friends and i have no doubt that the bonds you have created with others will extend far more than our screens. I wish i could be at Nostrica, will be there in spirit 🤙🏻 [776827]

Satoshi's only mistake was to call this blackhole slowly drawing in the entire past, present and future monetary wealth of the human race....Bitcoin [776820]