Why did the broom get promoted?
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Because it swept the competition.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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It’s fine, he woke up.
What's the most depressing day of the week?
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sadder day.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
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Because then they’d be bagels.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
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1forrest1
Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
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Because it ran out of juice.
When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar.
This furniture store keeps emailing me,
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all I wanted was one night stand!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
Why was it called the dark ages?
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Because of all the knights.
Rest in peace, boiled water.
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You will be mist.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
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To get his quarterback.
The wedding was so beautiful
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even the cake was in tiers.
I wondered why the frisbee kept on getting bigger.
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Then it hit me.
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
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The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
Why was the color green notoriously single?
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It was always so jaded.
What do you call a toothless bear?
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A gummy bear!
Can February March?
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No, but April May!
Rest in peace, boiled water.
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You will be mist.