What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
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I don't know and I don't care.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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Frostbite.
What do you call a dog magician?
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A labracadabrador.
Why did the computer have no money left?
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Someone cleaned out its cache!
Why did the computer get cold?
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Because it forgot to close windows.
How do trees get on the internet?
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They log in.
What happens when a frogs car dies?
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He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
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A pork chop.
What do you call a dog magician?
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A labracadabrador.
To be Frank...
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I'd have to change my name.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
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It's been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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A thesaurus.
Why did the broom get promoted?
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Because it swept the competition.
Why did the grape stop rolling?
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Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
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To get his quarterback.
How do celebrities stay cool?
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They have many fans.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke
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but you guys didn’t like it.
What do you call a talking dinosaur?
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A thesaurus.
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
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The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.