To be Frank...
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I'd have to change my name.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Supplies!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
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Bison.
Why was the broom late?
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Because it swept in.
How do cows stay up to date?
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They read the moos-paper.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
Spring is here!
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I got so excited I wet my plants!
What’s a fish’s favorite instrument?
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The bass guitar.
What part of the car is the laziest?
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The wheels, because they are always tired!
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
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I'm a cashew!
If at first you don't succeed...
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call it version 1.0
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
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His ghoul-friend.
Why was the belt arrested?
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Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
You heard of that new band 1023MB?
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They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
Why are spiders so smart?
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They can find everything on the web.
If you want to get a job at the moisturizer factory...
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you’re going to have to apply daily.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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A satisfactory.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
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Frostbite.