What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
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Microchips!
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
Why did the computer sneeze?
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Because it had a virus.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Meet you at the corner.
What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him at chess?
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Checkmatey.
Why do pancakes always do well at school?
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Because they stack up well.
What did the dog say to the two trees?
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Bark bark.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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Had a byte!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
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The space bar.
I'm not anti-social.
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I'm just not user friendly.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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Had a byte!
Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
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Sir Cumference.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
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Act like a nut.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They don’t have the guts.
I got an email the other day teaching me how to read maps backwards
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turns out it was just spam.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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With a pumpkin patch.
Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
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To see the moooon.
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.