Why did the horse go behind the tree?
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To change its jockeys.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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A pork chop.
Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center...
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you've seen a mall.
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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To keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
What do you call a toothless bear?
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A gummy bear!
I’m starting my new job at a restaurant next week.
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I can’t wait.
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
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A stable winner.
What do you call a pile of cats?
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A meowtain.
What’s a fish’s favorite instrument?
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The bass guitar.
How do trees access the internet?
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They log in.
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
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It was looking for a pop.
Why was the belt stressed out?
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Because it was under a lot of pressure.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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An abdominal snowman.
Why did the orange stop rolling?
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Because it ran out of juice.
Just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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It got mugged.