What did the clock do when it was hungry?
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It went back four seconds.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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I'll meet you at the corner.
When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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Because he Neverlands.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
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A kingfish.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Live stream.
What name do you give a person with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
What do you call a group of musical whales?
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An orca-stra.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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He's all right now.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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De-calf-inated.
I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum
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but I just can't seem to get it going.
What do you call an artist who only paints ducks?
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A quack artist.
Why was the calendar so confident?
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Because it had so many dates.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
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A can’t opener.
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
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To change its jockeys.