Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
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Because it's a little meteor.
Dad Jokes
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Why do ducks never argue?
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Because they just let it roll off their backs.
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
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A drizzly bear.
How does a barber cut the moon’s hair?
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Eclipse it.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
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Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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From the second-hand store.
Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they cantaloupe.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
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The space bar.
What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta.
Why don’t skeletons ever start a band?
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Because they don’t have the guts.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Between you and me, something smells.
Just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
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Kernel.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
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Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
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The space bar.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Where’s popcorn?
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
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A stable winner.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
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It went back four seconds.