I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Because they lactose.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the football player bring string to the game?
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So he could tie the score.
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band?
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Because he got in treble.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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Anna One, Anna Two!
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
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A drizzly bear.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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Because the pee is silent.
Why don’t skeletons like the cold?
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They can’t handle the chills.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two-tired.
I like telling Dad jokes…
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sometimes he laughs.
How do bees brush their hair?
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With a honeycomb.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
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With tomato paste.
Why do clouds never get lost?
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Because they follow the wind.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
I wondered why the frisbee kept on getting bigger.
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Then it hit me.
What name do you give a person with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
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Because it's a little meteor.