I’m so good at sleeping...
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I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Why was the calendar so happy?
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Because it had so many dates.
What did the baby computer say to the father computer?
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Data, I need a backup!
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band?
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Because he got in treble.
Why was the belt arrested?
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Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
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It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
How do cows do math?
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With a cow-culator.
I couldn’t figure out how to use the seat belt.
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Then it just clicked.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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Bison.
Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
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Sir Cumference.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
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Igloos it together.
Why did the fish blush?
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Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato?
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Ketchup!
I'm not anti-social.
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I'm just not user friendly.
What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
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A ball hog.
Why are mummys scared of vacation?
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They're afraid to unwind.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?
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The space bar!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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Sir Render.