ThePrimalStandard
2 months ago



Coconut oil
Sun-fed fat that forgives heat.
Rich in lauric acid, caprylic, medium-chain fuel.
Kills microbes, feeds cells, burns clean.
Smells like calm power.
Humans used it for food, hair, fire, skin.
Preserved everything from wood to wounds.
Tropical survival toolkit in one shell.
Now bleached, deodorized, fractionated, and “scientifically improved.”
They fear saturated fat but inject plastic.
The lab imitates the tree — poorly.
You can’t outformulate sunlight.


One melts with warmth, the other with shame.
Phenoxyethanol
Perfumed antifreeze with a PR team.
Cooked from phenol and ethylene oxide.
Industrial solvent repackaged as “gentle preservative.”
Petrochemical birth, synthetic death.
Numbs nerves, disrupts hormones, hits liver.
Infant toxic at doses that fit in lotion.
Still “dermatologist approved.” Approving what, exactly?
In creams, wipes, “natural” serums, even baby oils.
Sold as safer than parabens — marketing Sudoku.
Your moisturizer’s expiry date costs your mitochondria.
Safety is a slogan, not a standard.