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Wild body. Clear terrain. No compromise. There is no wellness without wildness. Setting the standard for sovereign health. 🌞👣🥩🌿
Meat grown in a tank isn’t progress - it’s parody. They killed the cow, then tried to resurrect it in stainless steel. That’s not food. That’s edible ideology. 🧪
The industrial world took the worst part of the plant, sprayed it with sugar, and called it breakfast. Then they sold it to parents as “whole grain energy” while their kids’ blood sugar hit rollercoaster speed before school. It’s not food. It’s lab dust shaped into crunch for profit. The funny part is how people defend it. “It’s fortified!” they say - which means they stripped the nutrients, then added synthetic ones back with a marketing smile. You’d get more life from chewing the box. Every “healthy” cereal ad is the same theater: fake milk splash, fake joy, real metabolic damage. Our ancestors didn’t start their mornings with corn syrup and cartoon mascots. They ate fat, organs, broth, eggs - the kind of fuel that builds humans, not attention disorders. Civilization calls it “convenience.” Biology calls it sabotage. If your breakfast needs a mascot, it’s not food.
The earth isn’t a metaphor - it’s a circuit. Bare feet close the loop that shoes broke. Modern man wears rubber and wonders why he’s anxious. The cure is under him, not in him.
image Coconut oil Sun-fed fat that forgives heat. Rich in lauric acid, caprylic, medium-chain fuel. Kills microbes, feeds cells, burns clean. Smells like calm power. Humans used it for food, hair, fire, skin. Preserved everything from wood to wounds. Tropical survival toolkit in one shell. Now bleached, deodorized, fractionated, and “scientifically improved.” They fear saturated fat but inject plastic. The lab imitates the tree — poorly. You can’t outformulate sunlight.
They call raw milk “dangerous” but inject kids with patented proteins. The cow’s milk fed every generation before refrigeration. Now it’s banned for “safety.” Safe from what - life itself?
Salt isn’t the enemy. It’s the spark. Without it, nerves die and muscles forget their job. The only thing “low sodium” helps is the profits of pill companies.
Liver, heart, tongue - real multivitamins. The ancestors ate them first, not last. Now people swallow synthetic pills and gag at the real thing. Cowards can’t digest truth.
The sun fed every ancestor you have. Now it’s a “hazard” managed by billion-dollar lotion dealers. They turned the source of life into a PR villain - “UV danger,” “SPF protection,” “anti-aging defense.” What they don’t mention: the skin burns because the diet is junk and the cells are weak, not because the star hates you. People marinate in seed oils, hide indoors all winter, then smear plastic on their face and call it “self-care.” Their skin can’t even tell noon from neon. The irony? Most of those creams block vitamin D, disrupt hormones, and cause the very cancers they claim to prevent. But the bottle looks clean, the label says “dermatologist-approved,” and that’s all the herd needs. The primal body doesn’t fear the sun - it’s built by it. Fat, minerals, and real food make the best SPF on Earth. If the sun kills you, your diet got there first.
No pill fixes what the moon regulates. You can’t out-hack a body that just wants dark, cold, and quiet. Rest isn’t luxury - it’s repair time. Even lions know when to stop pretending they’re productive.
image Phenoxyethanol Perfumed antifreeze with a PR team. Cooked from phenol and ethylene oxide. Industrial solvent repackaged as “gentle preservative.” Petrochemical birth, synthetic death. Numbs nerves, disrupts hormones, hits liver. Infant toxic at doses that fit in lotion. Still “dermatologist approved.” Approving what, exactly? In creams, wipes, “natural” serums, even baby oils. Sold as safer than parabens — marketing Sudoku. Your moisturizer’s expiry date costs your mitochondria. Safety is a slogan, not a standard.
Food used to heal. Now healing comes in capsules with slogans. Powdered broccoli isn’t nutrition - it’s marketing. If your diet needs a barcode, your problem isn’t deficiency - it’s dependency.