Since it’s predominantly male here, I’ll give yall some dating tips. Some of yall are introverts and don’t know how to approach women. Well here’s your chance to ask questions about dating and women while being anonymous. Be respectful! I’m old enough to be your mother. (Don’t call me the other m word 😏)
I’m gonna do something fun for tonight. If you’re not going out to the club, teleport to Club #buddy on BitChat. 🎉
It’s Saturday evening here. What do yall have planned for the day?
I’m old enough to have wanted a beeper in high school. Now kids got cell phones in elementary school. Wowzers.
Technology changes so quickly. New technology will be here before you know it. Who got that exclusive next wave device? Let me see what you’re working with. Cause I might want it.
Speaking of Blackberry, I loved my Blackberry Bold.
Anyone had a BlackBerry? Yall remember BBM was the thing to exchange. Can we get something like that for BitChat or nah?
I’m in the best kept public secret geohash. 🤫😅
Another download for BitChat. 🥳
They also want my WhatsApp number. Well yall know I’m not on WhatsApp. The young one I met the other day was like..how can we chat?
Me: Hit me up on BitChat 😂
I had him download the app. Quickly told him how it worked. And we chatted for a little bit.
True story.
Most people can’t do anything about the balding. But the belly? You can do sit ups in the house for free. Keep it tight. 🥳
The ones my age tend to be balding with a belly. 🥴😂
Pick a struggle. You can’t be balding and looking like a pot belly pig. 🐷
And the young ones love to shoot their shot. The late 20-year old swear I’m their age.
Me: How old are you?
Him: 28
Me: Aww thats cute.
😂
People show me love in real life.
Guess what? I’m someone’s treasure. Owww! 🥳 💃
Value is honesty subjective. Someone’s trash is someone else’s treasure.
It’s cool. Luckily I don’t have low self-esteem. Otherwise, I would be feeling some type of way. 🥴🥳😂
It’s been over a year. Surely I’ve contributed something of “value.”
What gives? Where’s the love?
I’ll definitely need the private jet for that. Who has the connect? Cause y’all definitely haven’t given me enough sats to get a Spirit flight. 🥴😅😂
