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Digital Content, Sales Department, The Bit Stops Here
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cynic 11 months ago
Between bear and bitcoiner, women choose bitcoiner. #bitcoin note1gq4lxmew53hen8dnujml22xcmlhm48hf3qzpp30g3yzfwkrlzxaqjm5m6z
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cynic 11 months ago
Italy's largest bank just smash bought $1M of bitcoin. On their bitcoin journey they have officially gone from 'it is crime' to 'it is time.' #bitcoin note10z52fl6epwud8q5j5hkaf044dpvgfvchhu6syvhrx57ma9seteuq3x4tdy
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cynic 11 months ago
Well yeah of course I have the 12 hour a day AR commercials head gear, what do you think I am? A descendent of Bitcoin Alpha Generation? #bitcoin note1s6snjuyx6a6tu47xk6frv4dktxmvj9ccz0crvkk0uw4uqylzzrtqfwvrpr
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cynic 11 months ago
Naw, your phone is still good, you've had it for less than two years, it still charges and holds a charge decent. It's stacking season not new phone season. #bitcoin note1raa204ed8rqm022vjmum8f8czjkzd8wgvt0v7akeag9syzsjeg3q3l0m70
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cynic 11 months ago
It is better to wake up and find that your only canoe is filled with molten lava than to wake up without a satoshi. #bitcoin note1uwpnxeg7nsas6h2hl6xxejf509u04tp2ktejlfx5v7t2r4jcrtqst7jsxh
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cynic 11 months ago
If you are sick of spending $100+/month on starbucks and energy drinks, just buy a bottle of caffeine pills. It's only like 8 cents a pill. It's more convenient and your cold wallet will appreciate the extra sats. And when you get a free starbucks on your birthday, you will actually enjoy it more. #bitcoin note1dgxamprv5ndsmeah7m7u66dw0qjk2fzum3lhszhvg8q38htm9d8sq67jpa
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cynic 11 months ago
Imagine how much more bitcoin you can dca if you quit drinking. No really, you're smart, crunch the numbers. #bitcoin note1h7828x5skm3lmjhy3m8g0jnjewm4zg00c0w58gmu0vhsh37fha0qnt3663
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cynic 11 months ago
Sell so much useless materialistic crap and convert it to bitcoin, that the cat starts to think he's next. #bitcoin note1zp5xcg8ru9ppmlzpgld52sanw67zmf6xzvvla4r6sv5frcu7jtwqvj9cq3
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cynic 11 months ago
Bitcoin is like a roller coaster, it can hurt you but only if you jump off like an idiot. #bitcoin
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cynic 11 months ago
The same jerks that took the money out of money, food out of food, coke out of coke, sugar out of sugar, are going to call US greedy once bitcoin really starts flying. Naw dawg, you'se greedy. You are. Get the heck outta here. #bitcoin
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cynic 11 months ago
At some point in the future, I estimate the top 1% of bitcoin holders in the world will hold half of all bitcoin and on average hold less than 0.1307 bitcoin. So if you have fear that you are too late, let me assure you, you are mistaken. #bitcoin
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cynic 11 months ago
Sometimes the cyber hornets need to take a break and smell the flowers. Between blocks of course. #bitcoin note1js9h2xhvk9gp79hq95dg24e03x0pdvzrcyzhmlz7uxv6e88rfgpsgsayyy
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cynic 11 months ago
Stack Hard 21 Return to Nakamoto Plaza #bitcoin note18vnw8e6v8epkdsxh9jd8exzvpn6tydcvs80eh520m4rwj40va42q9nrqs4
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cynic 11 months ago
'Tis better to wake up hungry than to wake up with nary a satoshi. #bitcoin note189xhpernlgfwxj3279fag3rdgl4kgsyc3ncc4gzy84k6s88tjlpq36xzcf
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cynic 11 months ago
The machine elves' face when you complete another bitcoin dca instead of buying the methhead, that assaults your neighbors, a hot meal. #bitcoin note1xyf8p4nj3mln4hsfj63lltlaxrnv9kjwc5ufccsc50u45pz6gq2sa0qu8w
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cynic 11 months ago
A whole new crop of bitcoiners are going to achieve financial independence in 2025. Don't waste your time rotting away in a stuffy country club though. You are a bitcoiner. Do great things. #bitcoin
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cynic 11 months ago
During hyperbtc you are going to feel an awful lot like The Count of Monte Cristo. Don't let revenge side quests ruin your retirement plans though, this isn't a book/movie. #bitcoin note14qexjjg276wkgc0nakfmawpf7wpwlnpmemg86dxhh0as9c8mptkqgwhk2s
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cynic 11 months ago
There are plenty of decent free to play games. Don't let your addiction to dopamine slow down your bitcoin stacking. #bitcoin note1axxjhwm67y2cu7gushk5mz3ykyg9t68rvwycpsywhx3j6z4kdsqqyz2wnf
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cynic 11 months ago
The more challenging the path, the more savory the reward. #bitcoin note1lx7n97gehvqttcmk34cg88nqj53dw60ta5x5xf5yxs23esew4phq2k32ju
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cynic 11 months ago
I don't know what the heck is going on but after watching Sam Shoemate on the Shawn Ryan Show, it is clear that in 2025 something bad is going to happen and the ✨ magical ✨ solution is going to be another war.