I wanna take this moment to show appreciation for the guy on the internets that lead me to find out the importance of the thinkpad red dot in combination with the middle trackpad button. It is in times like these, where it is crucial to admit that I have been wrong. That I have neglected that nipple for decades and I see now that I have a debt to be paid. A scrolling debt. I pledge - wholeheartedly - that I will scroll - and I will scroll unneccessarily much - to make up for the time lost with the two fingered approach or even the now disturbingly misguided dependence on the external mouse scroll-wheel. I know better now and I will do better and be better. Thank you. For you attention to this matter.