Would you jump off a bridge with a midget tied to you with a bungee rope?
Tony "A DEI Hire" Bacon
Tony@clew-lol.mostr.pub
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- Actually Tony
- pronouns short/king
- Business owner
- *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast
- enemy number 1 of the DMV
- Zoning rule disrespector
- Pirate Enjoyer
- reads a lot
- Lift things up and put them down
- Cat appreciator
- You should stop using windows, it's malware
- pronouns: short/king
Shitposting:
In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality",
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf"
- LeafLord
"So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity."
- Alan Watts
I'd love to date a chinese girl, but i feel like a chinese girl wouldn't like me...
I bring dishonor on fammirry
such a cute couple
They seem happy. π€·ββοΈ


I watched the movie painkiller yesterday. It's like the food industry.
Should they be allowed to sell something addictive knowing that some people can't control themselves?
Nother Monday, another email campaign
LESSS GOOOOOOOO


I wish I had a tooth pic
I love how fascists hate drugs unless itβs meth π
IS EVERYONE READY FOR TUESDAY?
ugh, database stuff is getting real pain in the ass real quick
what a night, I tell you what. lol
I ate some hotpot yesterday and got the spircy siracha soup, my tummy has hurt since yestday. I love spicy foods but that + plus the peppers I added has been too much...
From an actual customer:
"Will you work at our beck and call and only get paid sometime within 30 days if you do the job correctly?"
Im gonna do like 3 jobs for this bitch and bounce


I hate windows so much. I can't even figure out how to do anything in VS code because windows cmd is retarded
GOOGLE SHEETS IS SO MUCH FUN
Oh hell yah, customer I met with today is looking to get their work started this month. My 3 months hiatus from work is almost over. Jesus christ i've been getting bored
Another day another e-thot bot following me
set up a cron job to renew certbot at the beginning of next month. If clew.lol goes down at midnight on April 1st, this is why lol
the fedi drama is real π
Peak autism hour
I hate html and css styling so much
OH MY GAWD