@Jezza™ ohai! Long time no see!
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt:
newt@stereophonic-space.mostr.pub
npub1wc2k...4sk7
Chaos evangelist.
Sometimes evil.
Almost godlike.
Better, even more magnificent than before.
Not for the faint of heart.
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Infamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer.
#niu refugee.
Programming and
:blobcatcomfsob: tfw i will never date young goth Winona Ryder


To be fair, my first and last thinkpad that I bought for my own money - x201i - was probably the suckiest laptop I have ever had. For one, it had paid drivers. The modem driver specifically was capped at 14400bps unless I were to pay money to Connexant to unlock it. I never used it, because it was almost mid 2010s and who the fuck would use a modem at that day and age. But still, the very notion of paid drivers is something I think people should be poured molten led into their urethras for.

every single fucking time


I'm so glad I'm not a woman.
HOLY SHIT PRESCRIPTION GLASSES ARE A FUCK
How do you even wear them? I wanna throw up from distortions and aberrations.
Gnocchis are pasta smh :akko_aaa:
oh.. a new spam wave from mastodon.social :akkounamused2:
tfw no neanderthal gf :akkosad:


Every time I walk past the horse stable near my home, I think about stealing a horse.
Or maybe I should buy a horse and have it stay there for me? Anyhow, horses are cool. And delicious. I love horses!
It's Friday, my dudes :akkofistup:
It's Friday, my dudes :akkofistup:
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It's just incredible how much homoeroticism commie propaganda contained, especially given that both China and USSRn't punished homosexuality quite harshly. Were they in fact all secretly gay all along?

