Gnome Keyring is a thug hiding in the alley waiting to mug me at any time.

Should you be trapped on a Carnival Cruise for months on end, and should you return to shore alone like the Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but showing all the maddened signs of advanced Kuru— I'd blame the buffet.

Cat food bag with a pic of a cat on it guarantees that your cat will contract Cat Kuru.