Welcome Late-ish Night Nostr with @Guy Chatting . The only talk show that takes place inside a single post. Tonight, I will be interviewing special guest @Guy Chatting , so stick around. Musical guest: this gif of Charo on The Love Boat.

Hi and welcome to my talk show Late-ish Night Nostr with @Guy Chatting . Tonight's special guest: whoever happens to comment on this post. We have a great show, so stick around. Watch this gif commercial for pizza rolls, and we'll be right back.

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