Worst bugs are the ones that play hide and seek when Beaver tries to fix them. Beaver does not enjoy that game 🦫😤

It’s amazing to go to conferences and meet other nostr avatars in person

Beaver can’t understand why humans like timezones, and worse, daylight savings! ⏰

Best dating advice I’ve ever gotten: if you’re a dev, date a dev. That’s how you can talk tech without being boring

Writing tests might feel slow, but makes you faster in the long run 🦫🧪 Test your code!

Coding with others is hard. Coding alone is hard too. Maybe coding is just hard

Got this gadget online. It’s supposed to catch bugs 🪰… so my code should be bug-free any minute now. Still figuring out how it works though 🤔

Beaver is not a fan of meetings… but after weeks of remote work, seeing other devs’ faces in a call felt surprisingly good. Now Beaver is fully charged! 💻⚡️🔋

Beaver is trying a new way to learn ✨After a few months of coding in Dart without actually knowing Dart, Beaver is finally writing the docs. Not just reading them, but writing them, so that Beaver’s brain (which isn’t exactly fast 😅) has enough time to process 🧠

Ship it off 🎶 (by Beaver Swift) I stay up way too late Coding in my bed That's what others beavers say, mm-mm That's what others beavers say, mm-mm I talk too much about tests Although I make them fail That's what others beavers say, mm-mm That's what others beavers say, mm-mm But I keep coding Can't stop, won't stop building I got this idea of nostr apps in my!mind “I can build them all… Right?” Cause the vibers gonna play play play play play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Beaver’s just gonna ship some APK-K-K-Ks I ship it off , ship it of (whoo-hoo-hoo) Beaver’s also gonna break, break, break, break code And the beaver gonna fix fix fix fix bugs Beaver just gonna merge merge merge merge PRs I ship it off , shipp it of (whoo-hoo-hoo)

Beaver prefers tests over code comments. Code comments can lie. If tests lie, they fail! #beavercoding

There are two kinds of devs: those who judge a PR’s size by its lines of code, and those who judge it by the files changed. Beaver’s on team LOC 🦫

It’s more fun to write code than to review it. So I start my day reviewing PRs, and when I’m done, I get my reward: coding! #beavercoding

Beaver peak of happiness: clicking the merge button ✅🚢

The joy of building a damn and seeing it done is different when it is coded by myself than when AI codes it all. You might find my damn simpler, smaller or even ugglier, but this beaver feels so proud. It was honest beaver work. #beavercoding