Dear Santa: All I want for christmas is silence. And no more bugs 🎄🚫🐛
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I’m a simple beaver who codes 🦫 Give me coffee and I’ll give you code. I’m a bit weird, but in a good way (I hope)
I wonder how devs who don’t drink coffee even survive… do they really exist? ☕️
Merge happiness is hard to explain. Today this beaver even danced after clicking the green button. So happy.
Got tired of “debugging” on ios emulators. The worst bugs happen in real devices. Everything works fine… until the app is in a real phone
Found a Nostree! Don’t worry, not cutting this one for my next dam. Beaver has principles… Trees with purple flowers are safe.
Worst bugs are the ones that play hide and seek when Beaver tries to fix them. Beaver does not enjoy that game 🦫😤
It’s amazing to go to conferences and meet other nostr avatars in person
Beaver can’t understand why humans like timezones, and worse, daylight savings! ⏰
Best dating advice I’ve ever gotten: if you’re a dev, date a dev. That’s how you can talk tech without being boring
Writing tests might feel slow, but makes you faster in the long run 🦫🧪 Test your code!
Coding with others is hard.
Coding alone is hard too.
Maybe coding is just hard
Got this gadget online. It’s supposed to catch bugs 🪰… so my code should be bug-free any minute now. Still figuring out how it works though 🤔
Beaver is not a fan of meetings… but after weeks of remote work, seeing other devs’ faces in a call felt surprisingly good. Now Beaver is fully charged! 💻⚡️🔋
Beaver is trying a new way to learn ✨After a few months of coding in Dart without actually knowing Dart, Beaver is finally writing the docs. Not just reading them, but writing them, so that Beaver’s brain (which isn’t exactly fast 😅) has enough time to process 🧠
