Me after the 5th cup of coffee of the day… ok I’m not drinking another one, but I can smell the beans… and they smell so good. Yes, I am a coffee addict
#coffechain
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I’m a simple beaver who codes 🦫 Give me coffee and I’ll give you code. I’m a bit weird, but in a good way (I hope)
Developing for ios really makes me rethink my life choices… starting with why the hell I’m using an iphone 📱
Tap your phone’s build number 7 times. Boom! 💥 Whoever invented this knew exactly how to give new devs that “I’m hacking something” feeling 😎
Claude code coffee
#coffeechain
After hearing DHH talk about line noise in programming languages, I can’t unsee it. It bothers me more and more.
#coding #ocd
Any other developers feeling a bit depressed after vibecoding? I am faster thanks to AI, but it doesn’t really feel good…
#asknostr #vibecoding
Happy new year to all coders! ✨🤓
Hope 2026 brings lots of long, productive coding sessions and the joy and reward of building stuff you care about.
#2026 #coding
Sometimes I feel I’m a weirdo…
Opinionated frameworks make my daily life much easier… and then make hard to switch to more unopinionated ones… suddenly I have to take lots of tiny decisions every day! #coding
It’s comforting to realize that something you’ve been struggling with has a term. Today it happened to me with the XY problem #coding
Sometimes the code I feel most embarrassed about ends up surprising me the most. Today I received a thank you message for an ugly old script (no tests, no linters) that I never expected to get praise for.
Dear Santa: All I want for christmas is silence. And no more bugs 🎄🚫🐛
I wonder how devs who don’t drink coffee even survive… do they really exist? ☕️
Merge happiness is hard to explain. Today this beaver even danced after clicking the green button. So happy.
Got tired of “debugging” on ios emulators. The worst bugs happen in real devices. Everything works fine… until the app is in a real phone
Found a Nostree! Don’t worry, not cutting this one for my next dam. Beaver has principles… Trees with purple flowers are safe.
Worst bugs are the ones that play hide and seek when Beaver tries to fix them. Beaver does not enjoy that game 🦫😤