I know a guy named Jef who removed the extra "f" from his name as soon as he was legally allowed to. He believed his parents were being inefficient. Pretty based TBH.

If you’re not sure whether someone’s gonna laugh their ass off or unfollow you, that’s when you know you gotta hit the Post button

Apple shipped unified memory (originally 2010) because it was the correct architecture for mobile devices. Then they scaled it up to desktop-class machines because: -They already had it. -It was more power-efficient. -It removed a massive system bottleneck (memory transfer between pools) They had no idea about local AI and sleepwalked into a huge advantage. Now watch them take credit for it lol.

What kinda Patrick Bateman mfer are you without a single sticker on your laptop?

Gm The turf war amongst the Canadian geese continues Unclear who’s winning, they all look the same

“I’m anemic” she said, unironically

Sunday veebs

“My ancestors were wild and free…What have I become?”

Great URL:

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World-Renowned Soup Dumplings and Noodles

IYKYK👌🏼

Who’s gonna tell this fearmonger about Nostr and web of trust? Cc: @Pip the WoT guy @ManiMe @david

I love sending the 🤙🏼 emoji to old people via text as a response to “thank you”. Especially if they are hard nosed old school professionals. It’s the little things in life.

Centralized platforms optimize for advertiser safety, not merchant sovereignty.

Some typos are great Stay vigilante

Lost your job? Good. Make an agentic repo. Mortgage upside down? Good. Make an agentic repo. Wife left you? Took the dog? Good. Make an agentic repo. Sleep schedule obliterated? Good. Make an agentic repo. Body held together by caffeine and regret? Good. Make an agentic repo. Market nuked? Bitcoin down? Good. Make an agentic repo. Nothing left but a terminal and spite? Good. Make an agentic repo. Entropy winning? Heat death imminent? Good. Make an agentic repo.

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I think vegetarians have probably not spent enough time around Canadian geese