Fellas, what's stopping you from doing this?

Windows users be like:

AI is proof that art imitates life.

"Don't do drugs, kids. *sips coffee*"

Unpopular opinion: Genesis - Anyway and Last Resort by Papa Roach are the exact same song.

I should not actually do this, right? Or... should I?

Fellas, I've just made a groundbreaking Nostr discovery that will change the world forever: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/discussions/1061 BASE256 EMOJI PUBLIC KEY CRYPTOGRAPHY YOU HATE ALL THOSE NUMBERS IN USERNAMES? MY USERNAME IS NOW @🎁🍗🎀⚽️🎨💉🎂🐙🔨😎🍪🌙☁️😎🔆🐔💿💐🐻🔩🏃🌼🍩👈👐🍄👔🏁🔭👜🍎📼

I had a dream about aliens.

"IF WE CAN'T DO THINGS THAT ARE EASY. HOW CAN WE DO THINGS THAT ARE HARD." - ALEX GLEASON 2024 View quoted note →

The world is divided. People are at war. Americans can't agree on what's important. That's why I'm proud to announce I'm running for President of the United States in 2024! 🇺🇸 🦅 🎆 I will heal the divide. Here's how. My platform is simple. I believe what America needs is exactly one thing. END DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. Guns. Immigration. Abortion. Taxes. These are things people vehemently disagree on. Who is right or wrong, I don't care. I want to do one thing. TO END DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. Year after year. Hour after hour. The world continues on. The vast majority of people believe daylight savings time is a bad thing. And yet NOTHING HAPPENS. What is the point of politicians? What is the point of the entire system? If even when we overwhelmingly AGREE on an issue, nothing is done about it? The government could actually help here. But they can't even do the MOST BASIC thing. They have tried numerous times and failed. This to me is the greatest failure of our great nation. And I am going to drain the swamp. I am going to MAKE THE GOVERNMENT DO THE MOST BASIC THINGS AGAIN (that's my campaign slogan). Remember, a vote for Alex Gleason is a vote AGAINST daylight savings time. This message has been approved by Alex Gleason. Alex Gleason 2024.

God I hate this.

TechCrunch

Bluesky and Mastodon users are having a fight that could shape the next generation of social media | TechCrunch

As decentralized social networks become more popular, the way different protocols interact could set the stage for the future of the web.

mfw Sydney gets sent home on The Bachelor

It's better to be feared AND loved.

Such times that we live in.

Speaks for itself

Right, this is what the GDPR was meant to solve. Independent developers building software to connect open networks. 😂

GitHub

GDPR request · Issue #855 · snarfed/bridgy-fed

Hello, I just wanted to inform you that I according with Article 21 GDPR I object that any data published with fediverse accounts (and any further ...

The Web Crypto API is SO CLOSE to being useful, it pains me

They can't migrate to a new domain name. What a stupid protocol. It's so over, Mastobros. View quoted note →

Who wants to get zapped? ⚡