Imagine a Nostr where you post notes with the same success rate as your lightning wallet successfully sends a transaction.
There wouldn't be a custodial vs self custody lightning debate because we wouldn't even know self-custody existed.
Yeah, I'm salty.
npub10geg...8agf
npub10geg...8agf
Oh yeah, I needed a reminder as to why I hated lightning network. Stuck sats after a small channel open and can't even move them unless I blow 50k sats on fees. Thanks Olympus!
Alright, hear me out....
A Nostr Tamagotchi bot....
Also, the Rabbit nostr client is nice:
Now GN for real

🐰rabbit
A nostr client supports multi-columns.
GN 💤
#plebchain #memes #funny
#plebchain #memes #funnypm2 to run nodejs in the background is pretty clean. I need to work on the error handling a bit but it's still pretty crazy that this is a thing. If anyone is interested, I can provide the source code for OrthoBot on github. I'm just not sure how much of my excitement is nerd and how much is actually useful for other plebs lol..


OrthoBot has been running and doing his own thing now without issues. Still feels like magic.
The way I call quotes currently is from a randomized hard coded list within the js, but my next goal will be to run it through an API that I can edit and add to without turning the bot off.
@npub1f75j...8ufp
Statuses are broken on amethyst?
I decided to kill catBot and put it out of its misery. Instead, I'm going to work with shipyard and an api for something a bit cleaner and more edifying.
For all of yall on primal who just so happen to be following my new npub, im so sorry you have to deal with all the cat 💩posts 😅
Test #472747485
@npub1cpm9...k80g
Trying to get cat bot working has been a headache
Testing @catBot
Here we go, bout to create catBot
One of my clients insisted on using GoDaddy as their hosting and web builder rather than letting me build it from scratch. I've been on the phone for hours between yesterday and today just to get someone to tell me how to change the og:image meta tag...
Replyguy makes me wanna make a bot. I'm going to make a cat bot that will randomly post "meow" or "**chases mouse" on posts.
You were Christs before you were your wifes, you were your wifes before you were your childrens, you were your childrens before your ministry. Keep your priorities in mind always.
#biblestr #orthodoxy #christian