🔥 HODL THE WHEY — where Bitcoin meets biceps
@HODL THE WHEY
This isn’t just protein powder. It’s a sovereign flex. Built for Bitcoiners who stack sats and reps, HODL THE WHEY is the world’s first Bitcoin-only whey brand. No fiat. No altcoins. No credit cards. Just pure on-chain and Lightning payments from your wallet to theirs.
🥩 Product Highlights
- Zap Whey: $38 for 2lb of whey concentrate (≈ $1.19/oz)
- Vanilla flavor with digestive enzymes and BCAAs
- Strict QA protocols: batch records, sanitation, third-party testing
- Ships within the U.S. — no email or phone required, just a shipping address
- Privacy-forward: supports PO Boxes, no social logins, anonymous order tracking via browser ID
⚡ Bitcoin-Only Checkout
- Compatible wallets: Blue Wallet, Phoenix, Muun, Wallet of Satoshi, Strike, Cash App
- Lightning or on-chain — scan the QR, pay in sats, done.
🧠 Brand Ethos
"We’re the bees stacking honey. Not the flies swarming shit.”
This is more than a supplement. It’s a statement. Every scoop is a vote against inflation, a nod to discipline, and a tribute to the Bitcoin Standard. The site’s manifesto reads like a rallying cry for opt-outs and sovereign stackers.
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