Sometimes a phone call is the quickest way to get something done. Millennials hate this one simple truth.

Crying at weddings since the 80s. Can’t help it.

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Thank you for everything @utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 You made my dream to run a relay possible. View quoted note →

Taking a flight later… will we cross $100k while I’m sky high? If it happens, I’m cool with it.

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More like Peter Whiff.

I saw Michael Saylor at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Pack it up. It’s over. #reversejinx

How crazy would it be if BTC stayed right here between $85-95k for two months, and we had to wait until next year for $100k?

A beautiful song reminds you that everything is going to be alright.

Time is an algorithm.

Show me what ya working with.

The Lakers are going to put a statue of Pat Riley out in front of the Staples Center. I just submitted my resume for the honor of building this timeless piece. I’ve never sculpted anything in my life, although that shouldn’t be a deal breaker. Wish me luck.

Have you zapped a mom lately?

Something like that…