zach 6 months ago

Would you like to rent the movie for $5.99 or buy* it for $9.99? Choose wisely.

zach 6 months ago

Like joking about a sensitive subject, the thing that makes a good conspiracy theory effective (ie. true) is time. #grownostr

zach 6 months ago

Nature

zach 6 months ago

They say if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life. I love poker and I am pretty good at it. Unfortunately, there’s no money in it.

zach 6 months ago

Thoughts and prayers for my haters

zach 6 months ago

Everyone at this poker table is pretty good. There isn’t a fish as far as I can tell. Wait. Uh oh.

zach 6 months ago

patience

zach 6 months ago

I AM NOT DOYLE BRUNSON

zach 6 months ago

Watching Sinners. Finally getting around to it. Really good so far. The music is awesome! Great blues.

zach 6 months ago

Sometimes I forget stuff like this exists on this planet. Makes me want to throw a block party.

zach 6 months ago

I petition to rename AI as Ai. The double capitalization is undoubtedly stroking their ego and it will only play out worse in the end for us all.

zach 6 months ago

You don’t see very many hairy sumo wrestlers.

zach 6 months ago

The sun is shining. Burger and a beer type of day.